Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Terminology - Overcracked brain and too many late nights


I hate it when Dumpster call me a Bitty, what the heck is bitty? What kind of species talk like Grumpster?
I kept saying, "stop calling me a bitty!!!!???". What the heck is bitty?

After many frustration attempts to stop this dude who has no respect for his bitty boss, I googled "Bitty". In the Urban Dictionary it says a mix between breast and titty. LOL! What horrible culture have we come to that you call your boss that? But as I scroll down, I think this is what Grumpster meant, bitty - hot girl ! Ah! I see, he has tonnes of respect for me, above and beyond my leadership skills - he deserves a raise - In monopoly money.

If you were to read his blog, he's always having crashes on yellow bitty. And now, I know, I am confident that this dudets has a crash on his Boss, the itsy bitsy bitty chief or the latinos call Jiefa! Ha. Except I don't wear yellow.

So, since we are on this urbanites lingo, here are a few more for ya'll.

- A bag of Joe - something very useful. "WOW, that new espresso machine is a bag of joe".

- A benny - $1oo bill. "sorry, I don't accept a benny". or it could mean you are out of place, "you are a benny to ask for a bevy at the cafe."

and last one,

- A bevy - an alcoholic drink, or the result of consuming it. " lets go and ask the barista if he could bevied up our latte?"

Okay dudets and dudetts, this bitty is smashed this night. Need to hit the sack.

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